the power to float one atom above the ground

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power to not have a power.

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to die

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!