The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to die on command

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The power to read your own mind!

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!