The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!