The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to die on command

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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the power to shit liquidly

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The power to slip on anything.

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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power to eat through your but

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the power of make your leg invisible

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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the power to vote

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!