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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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to spelle caretly

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The power to turn food into shit.

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!