The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to smell poop

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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A healing punch

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The ability to lactate air.

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to fart upon command.

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The power to bleed

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!