The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power of bullet atraction

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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to make asians smart

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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Useless super power? A shitbag (my former boss, now my employee, funny story really) at work heard I have diabetuus and started lecturing me in the meeting room in front off everybody as how sugar was bad, and that I should not drink artificial sugar and sodas and... ...Anyway he refused to shut up and had (back then) the guts to point at me and shout "SHUT UP I AM LECTURING YOU!" And continued "avoid juice and whatnot... ...Then I had enough bullshit for one day, slammed him against the wall and shouted: ITS DIABETES TYPE ONE QUEERFAG! I WAS BORN WITH IT ITS CALLED BREATHMINTS MOTHERFUKKER! Point: He called the cops and made up a lot of lies about me such as: "rhe one where I made him FEEL afraid for his life etc" which my former coleagues comfirmed where not true at all. then he called his boss in order to get me fired, his boss contacted me, we spoke, my former boss/"lecturer" got demoted, now two years later I got promoted to his former position... ...Before I left work yesterday, I grabbed my insuline pen and stuck it in my tigh and asked him/it:remember about that time you lectured me about diabetes?"... Funny story really, you should all have been there.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!