The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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the power to hate nature

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!