The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to find lost socks.

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!