The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to die at will.

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!