The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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Meatvision.

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to not see ads

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!