The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The power to fall up.

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power of not knowing

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!