The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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mint berry crunch

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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the power to have a power.

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power of creating poop.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to set money on fire

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!