The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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To call me maybe

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to be justin beiber

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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hey

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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the power to know what time is not

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!