The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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penis

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!