The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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the power to shoot superman

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to glow in the dark

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!