the power to make glass clear

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to speak braille

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to have no power.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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power to fly only in the plane

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power to die.

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the power to commit crime.

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See through invisible people

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Feeling people's depression.

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Taekwondo

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to get your comment 1st

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!