The power to turn food into shit.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power of not knowing the future

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to cry acid tears

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!