The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The power to die at will

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The power to smell poop

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!