The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to write a country song

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the power to read captchas

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The power to turn food into shit.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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Meatvision.

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power of micro penis.

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!