The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to dance really well

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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Endless falling....

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to cry acid tears

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to turn wine into water

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to sleep

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!