The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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the power to fart every time you blink

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The Power to Die instantly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!