The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power to understand math.

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!