the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power to see into the present

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to pee out blue

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The ability to not talk.

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!