The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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the ability to die without any control

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to be stupid

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!