The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to move 7% faster.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to make cats burp.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!