The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to die on command

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the ability to see into the past

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!