The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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power to fly...backwards.

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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the power to send future you crazy

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the power of the succulent game

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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the power to hate nature

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The power to be a normal person

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!