The power to get AIDS.

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the power to herd cats

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!