Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to jump -50% higher

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!