the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to make out of thin air

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to pee ants.

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to do nothing

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!