The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to sleep

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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power to breathe

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to pee any color

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!