The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The ability to go 100% slower

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the power to taste your own spit

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power of exact change

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!