The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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the power to vote

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!