The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!