The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The power to poke

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!