When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to buy free things.

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!