The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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the power to be phone

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to set money on fire

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The power to get AIDS.

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!