the power to hear a dog whistle

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!