The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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the power to fart mace

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!