the power to fart out of your penis

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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Tits for a guy.

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to make any girl hate you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!