The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to do NOTHING!

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to spelle caretly

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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the power to hate nature

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to get AIDS.

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!