the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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the power to not have a power

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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the power to troll people that are dead

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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the power to see the present.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!