the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power of Being stupid

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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the power to see through glass

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!