The power to get foot-boners

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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the power to see through bananas

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!