The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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the power to fail any test you want

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to die at will.

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to get foot-boners

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The power to cry acid tears

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to die on command

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!