The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to glow in the dark

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!