The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power of love

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The power to become inverted background color.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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the power to youtube poop

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!