the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to know WTF is going on

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to do nothing.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!