The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The ability to understand women!!

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!