The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to die

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!