The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The Power of cheese

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to only tell the truth

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!