The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

The power to breathe without thinking about it.

The power to get rid of feminism

The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

The power to fart in colour

The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

The power of love

the power to see through my eye lids

The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

the power to shoot superman

The power to control your own mind.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!