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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The Power to Die instantly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!