The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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the power to shoot superman

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power to erase your own existence.

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to see through pastry..

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!