The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to get thumbs down.

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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the power to make elton john gay

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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50% invisibility while farting.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!