The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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the power to youtube poop

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!