The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The power to turn apples into pears

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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the ability to enjoy school

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!