The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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the power to make toast into bread

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!