The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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Reverse Pooping

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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the power to eat with your butt

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!