the power to say i can bend you

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The ability to only fart in public

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The ability to be a rock

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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The power to hear morse code.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to repel women.

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!