The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The power of Acid Tears

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The ability to be a rock

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!