The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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the power to transform into a rock.

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the power to hate nature

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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the power to bi ugly

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!