The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The power to speak brail.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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the power to turn wine into water

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to have a super power,

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!