the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to not have this superpower

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!