The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power of asdfgh

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power to go through open windows

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to die but once

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Endless falling....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!