The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to see through horses

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to see through windows

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to shape shift into water

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!