The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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the power to die

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to be half invisible

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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the power to not have power

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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the power to glow in the light

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The power to fart in colour

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to understand math.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!